Apparently, not content to destroy Iraq in a search for non-existent weapons of mass destruction, the army went looking elsewhere. And it found them: Blow jobs = explosions = evil.
But, in a ruling that declares non-procreative sex "natural," oral sex is once again okay.
Ms. Davis (below) must be blowing a gasket, but not her husband.
Tutorials on the delectable art of bringing one's partner to orgasm using one's mouth: