"They will see us waving from such great heights.
'Come down now,' they'll say.
But everything looks perfect from far away.
'Come down now,' but we'll stay."
Saturday, February 19, 2005
Who knew Koko was a breast man?
Koko the gorilla, likes looking at breasts. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to get him a subscription to Playboy?
So get HER a subscription to Playboy. Maybe she's a lesbian. Maybe I'm being flippant about this being in the news, other than that I think Koko's keepers may have some issues.
Seems to me that people suing for such a high damages and making allegations like this should have to include lie detector test results when they file their lawsuit. Talk about frivalous lawsuits!!!
I mean damn. If I they were really asked to be topless for the gorilla and it bothered them, then why didn't they quit at that point? I think it's baloney.
4 comments:
Koko is a female.
So get HER a subscription to Playboy. Maybe she's a lesbian.
Maybe I'm being flippant about this being in the news, other than that I think Koko's keepers may have some issues.
Yes. I'm a huge fan of the Postal Service. And if they can make "Against All Odds" into a decent song, they can do anything.
I'd let Koko see my tits for a $1 million.
Seems to me that people suing for such a high damages and making allegations like this should have to include lie detector test results when they file their lawsuit. Talk about frivalous lawsuits!!!
I mean damn. If I they were really asked to be topless for the gorilla and it bothered them, then why didn't they quit at that point? I think it's baloney.
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